Owen: Mommy, what are you doing to your hair?
Mom: I'm making it straight so it's not silly anymore, like an iron.
Owen: Oh! Then it'll be beautiful, like a princess!
Mom: Exactly like a princess!
Owen: But mommy? (sounding a little disgusted) Your shirt's just not cute and princesses only wear cute shirts.
I tried not to be offended by my 4 year olds fashion advice, and to his credit if you combine the pictures below you'll get a pretty good idea of what I looked like that morning- definitely not my cutest.

